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a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

If I don’t count helping my little sister cross the street… self-assembled-man

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I think so

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? yes

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 

self-assembled-man

15. What good thing happened this summer? I met a boyyyyyy

37. What do you say during awkward silences? So…

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Nope, I don’t think so

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 

(The Music Lesson by Victor Wooten) Most musicians think that Music is made up of notes. 

jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

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